Me on a date: So what do you think about Yugioh?
Date: It’s an overrated kid’s show about card games-
Me: *internal monologue* YOU FOOL! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, “SHOVE BREADSTICKS INTO MY PURSE”!! NOW ALL YOUR OLIVE GARDEN-TYPE MONSTERS WILL BE SENT TO THE GRAVEYARD AND THE DINNER BILL WILL BE DOCKED 1000 LIFE POINTS. I PLACE “I HAVE TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY” IN FACE DOWN POSITION. YOUR MOVE, KAIBA.