pettyrevenge:

My husbands grandmother is an evil witch. When we all lived with my father-in-law, she made my life hell because she was so narcissistic and cruel. This woman loved puzzles. She’s old and so overweight that she can barely move, so she sits in her special recliner all day doing puzzles and barking orders at people, telling me how terrible I am. 

One day she was doing this very tough, very large puzzle. It was like, 2500 pieces and mostly blue sky. I stole one of those motherfucking pieces and burned it in the wood stove that kept the house warm. Unfortunately, we moved out before she finished the puzzle, so I didn’t get to see her reaction when she couldn’t finish it. It was so petty, but felt so good.