I say more dumb things before 9.a.m. than most people say all day.
I just cannot explain how much I hate sparkling water like
straight people: that relatable feeling when you want to literally murder your spouse xD
me, a normal person: ???
The world @ America.
So many things kill me in this video:
1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning
2. How she says “I am confusion”
3. The way she says “explain”
I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.
(Source: https://www.instagram.com/)
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