allisonofthefirenation:

Democratic.

Republican.

Libertarian.

Independent.

Long ago, the parties lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the republicans attacked.

Only the president, master of all the parties, could stop them. But when the country needed him most, his term ended.

Four years passed and Obama and I discovered a new candidate, a democratic socialist named Bernie.

And although his political skills are great, he has a lot of polls to win before he can save anyone.

But I believe Bernie Sanders can save America.

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob