why are boys so loud why do they have to yell and push each other around in the hallways all the time shhhhhhhhh ssshhhhhhh shhh it’s alright calm down
Because it’s how we both demonstrate that we’re dangerous enough to defend those we care about, and also show that people should respect us because we are powerful. Also play aggression demonstrates familiarity and trust and is a very important part of masculine friendships.
aries: in the year -1,000,000,000 japan might not’ve been here
taurus: it’s time for [who’s gonna be the next shogun] [vote now on your phones]
gemini: [and now i’m going to invade korea, and then hopefully china], he said, and failed. and also died *boom*
cancer: [h i r e a s a m u r a i]
leo: [it’s time for w o r l d w a r 1]
virgo: how about s u n r i s e l a n d ?
libra: knock knock. it’s Europe, they just want to sell some shit, like clocks, and guns, and [j e s u s]
scorpio: [g o o d f r i e n d s], [t h e i r f r i e n d s a n d o u r f r i e n d s a r e n o t f r i e n d s] , [plustheyreplanningon i n v a d i n g thewhole o c e a n]
sagg: h o w b o u t i d o , a n y w a y
capricorn: knock knock. it’s the United States. with huge boats (with guns) (gunboats)
aquarius: [n o w t h e r e ‘ s m o r e a r t]
fishies: [b y e]
A peek at the disaster 