I didn’t kiss a single person in 2015 w t f

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something
me at 2 am:
Airports are the loading screen for your next level.


child: but daddy, i don’t want to eat my veggies
father: you better eat those vegetables or The Straights are gonna get ya





